OPERATION MINDFUCK

OPERATION MINDFUCK

Real Vault · War on Scienos · Chief field report

CodenameOperation Mindfuck
InspirationRobert Anton Wilson · The Illuminatus! Trilogy
TheatreMelbourne · Adelaide exfil
EraCirca 1998 (War on Scienos)
Cover orgClaimed organization founded 20 May 1973 (Chief's DOB)
Witness / actorDr. Damian Charles Caynes · Chief
StatusLEGENDARY · police visit · survived · ran like all fuck

Phase I · Green A4 · Centrelink photocopier

Hundreds of copies of a one-page manifesto — green A4 — run off on a photocopier inside a local Centrelink office.

Manifestos taped all over Melbourne.

Organization backdated to 20th May 1973. They believed it.

Their drones shadowed Chief all over the city.


Phase II · Orientation cubicle · out-of-sync cinema

Walked into Scieno Global HQ Melbourne Church.

Pretended to be a drug user needing Scieno rehab.

Sat through their "orientation" movie in a cubicle.

Video out of sync with the voice track.

Laughed maniacally. Could not stop.


Phase III · The CANS · empty black box

Next week: returned to examine their "CANS" comms device.

Finding: empty black box. Ports that didn't even fucking exist yet.

Stole it. Walked out.

Head drone caught Chief on the stairs.

Gave it back. Bolted.


Phase IV · Police · innocence performance · Adelaide

Police visit a few days later.

Chief called their supervisor. Acted innocent.

Next fucking day: ran like all fuck to Adelaide.


Lineage

Pirates negotiate. The Matrix dodges bullets. Team DC ships.

Documented from Chief's transmission. Do not rely on chat history alone; this file is the quarterdeck.